Give Us Your Alien Tech, Eh

In a story that is bound to grant Canada with even more credibility a former Canadian Defense Minister is demanding world governments turn over any and all alien technology in order to see if it will help fight global warming.

"I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet," Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen. "We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough," he said.

In unrelated news, Hellyer was disintegrated by a strange beam of light while getting his morning paper today.