Finally, I Can Relax

Finally hit beta at work! Yay, I can take a break. The wife and I got on a plane to Boston at 11:40 Friday night after a long day of work. Ended up getting to Boston (by way of DC) at 10 am, where we were informed that our luggage was half an hour behind us. What a pain in the butt. Anyway, we finally got the luggage and are relaxing at my parents apartment in Charlestown. Great views of the harbor!

NORAD has fired up it's Santa tracking equipment, it can be viewed here.

Also checkout this hilarious vid of Charlie the Unicorn.

Another update tomorrow after opening presents.

Silent Film Era: Star Wars

Still working like 17 hours a day but I have a nice long break coming up for the holiday so I'll be able to post more then. For now, check out what Star Wars looks like if it had been made in the silent film era.

SNL is Funny...No Really.

Check out this amazing SNL digital short from this last weekend. All I could do was laugh until I cried. Who knew Timberlake had those kind of comedy chops?


This is for everyone who remembers the travesty that was Color Me Badd.
Apparently Timberlake is frickin' hilarious on SNL. Check out some other skits below:

WoW Snowball Fight

Still working like a bastard but here's another quick update. Tis the season for a snowball fight in WoW. Awesome.

Working Like a Dog

Sorry for the lack of updates but I have been working like a dog. To keep you all fat and happy until I get around to writing something else, here is the bad ass Gears of War: Mad World commercial.

Barbra Walters on the Bleeding Edge of Culture...

So tonight on ABC, the lispy Barbra Walters interviews "The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2006". I have no interest in watching Barbra suck up to lame idiots so I am going to give it a pass, but I did check to see who made her list. Let me give you the highlights:

Andre Agassi: Really? Andre is one of the most interesting people of the year? Is it 1991? Where is my Canon Rebel?

John Ramsey: What? How is he interesting? Again, what year is it? How old is this story, did they film it years ago and forget to run it? Obviously the case is never going to be solved. His wife died, and that sucks, but it doesn't make him interesting.

Steve and Terri Irwin: Well, he died in a weird way and it blows, but when you spend your life taunting dangerous animals it's hardly surprising. Also, wasn't the Croc Hunters' 15 minutes up like 3 years ago? Maybe if they interviewed the kid, Bindy this would be relevant.

Couldn't they find one interesting person? How about going over to Iraq and interviewing any person off the street. I bet they could tell you stories that would curdle milk. Hell, how about going downstairs and interviewing the homeless guy on the corner. I bet he's hilarious. The only thing that makes me not want to burn ABC to the ground is the fact that Tom Cruise isn't on the list (thank god) and that they own Lost.

The rest of the list is below. They of course didn't annouce the number one person to force you to watch, but let me ruin it for you: It's Nancy Pelosi. Love her or hate her, at least she actually has a reason to be on the list.

Andre Agassi: A Good Sport

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Two for the Price of One

Joel Osteen: The Smiling Preacher

Jay-Z: The King of Rap

Steve and Terri Irwin: Soul Mates

Anna Wintour: Always in Vogue

Sacha Baron Cohen: "Borat"

John Ramsey: The Mystery Continues

Patrick Dempsey: Still McDreamy



To wash the nasty taste our of your mouth, Welcome to the Altered State of Drugachusettes! (via Mr. Show)

What we've got here...(puts on sunglasses)... is a murder.

You most likely already know that CSI:Miami is total garbage, but here is a video that confirms it. 7 minutes of David Caruso doing cheesy one liners. I was dying laughing when I watched this.

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!